Needlework Aficionados Gifts

Mr. Moddle is both particular and peculiar in his attentions

I quilt therefore I am

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love embroidery

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

octopus knitting a jumper...

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Sheep Knitting.

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"How may I hurt you?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Maid with her sewing basket

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

Multitasking

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"Nana" Technology

The Bowling Family