Needlework Artists Gifts

"Nana" Technology

I quilt therefore I am

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love embroidery

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Acupuncture clinic

octopus knitting a jumper...

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

"How may I hurt you?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Bless this horse

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Multitasking

Maid with her sewing basket

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

Acupuncture darts.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'Hereafter you sew your own buttons on your suits of armor. This is the tenth needle I've ruined tonight.'