Needlework Aficionado Gifts

Old lady threading a needle - thinks they make the eyes smaller than they used to

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Man and woman knitting together.

Maid

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Happy now?'

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Acupuncture clinic

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."

Crocheting during lockdown