Needlework Aficionado Gifts

Old lady threading a needle - thinks they make the eyes smaller than they used to

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Man and woman knitting together.

Maid

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love embroidery

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

Crocheting during lockdown

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"How may I hurt you?"