Needle Enthusiast Mugs

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

Acupuncture darts.

Acupuncturist - 'Please enter your pin'.

Dr. Clondell liked to combine his career as an acupuncturist with his dream of someday being a bullfighter.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Acupuncture Clinic

Inaccupuncture. How does that feel?

Acupuncture clinic

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Things children of acupuncturists learn not to say

"...and the more you puncture, the more endorphins will be released."

Knitting the world

Knitting ball

'Would you mind moving on...'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Fakir being hurt by acupuncture.

'Okay, you can get dressed again now, Sir...'

Gone For Acupuncture

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love embroidery

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.