Crafty Needle Ninja T-Shirts

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Self help acupuncture

I quilt therefore I am

Tool Box

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

I love embroidery

Coronavirus world

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Knitted Kitty.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Cross-country knitting.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

Hipsters knit their beards.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"How may I hurt you?"

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Web Stockings

Maid with her sewing basket

Multitasking