Needlecraft Ninja T-Shirts

Bridge Repairs

Self help acupuncture

I quilt therefore I am

Tool Box

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Coronavirus world

I love embroidery

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Knitted Kitty.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

Cross-country knitting.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Hipsters knit their beards.

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

"How may I hurt you?"