Needlecraft Ninja Mugs

Bridge Repairs

Self help acupuncture

I quilt therefore I am

Tool Box

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love embroidery

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Knitted Kitty.

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

Cross-country knitting.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

The Knitwit...

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Hipsters knit their beards.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"Numb yet?"

"How may I hurt you?"