Needlepoint Ninja Mugs

Self help acupuncture

I quilt therefore I am

Tool Box

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Piano Keyboard

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Knitted Kitty.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Flute-a-licious.

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Multitasking

Bridge Repairs

Maid with her sewing basket

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

"I can quit whenever I want to."

Must... Remember...

'This is our home's communications center.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

"He writes all the time - OK, so it's mostly in the margins of library books. . ."

"Our communication system has gone down! All the magnets fell off the refrigerator!"

"What?! I put a post-it on a place you couldn't miss!"