Knot-tying Ninja Gifts

"I could watch these guys for hours."

Self help acupuncture

I quilt therefore I am

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Tool Box

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Knitted Kitty.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Help!'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

Cross-country knitting.

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

The Origin Of Cliff's Notes

The Knitwit...

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

Know Your Knots!

Hipsters knit their beards.

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.