Knot Ninja Gifts

Shoelaces

Domestic Superheroes!!

Self help acupuncture

I quilt therefore I am

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Tool Box

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Coronavirus world

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Knitted Kitty.

'Help!'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

Cross-country knitting.

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

The Knitwit...

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

Hipsters knit their beards.