Knitting Ninjas Gifts

"Don't let anyone see how much we enjoy knitting."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Mary felt safer going to her car late at night now that she carried a spray can of lace.

Hipsters knit their beards.

Self help acupuncture

I quilt therefore I am

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Knitted Kitty.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

Fancy Interfacing with you here.

Ninja.

Cross-country knitting.

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

"It's my white whale."

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

Maid with her sewing basket

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

Web Stockings

Ninja

Multitasking

Bridge Repairs

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"I can quit whenever I want to."