Nappy Ninjas Gifts

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Self help acupuncture

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Coping with a strong-willed child

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Daisy Diaper Service

Knitted Kitty.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

Hipsters knit their beards.

Baby's high fibre diet

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

The light is green.

"I'm sorry, sir. No outside food is allowed in the theater."

"Yes, I'm happy the baby is here. For the entire nine months, my wife craved the TV remote."

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

'My wife says it's compulsory - that the Queen made a speech about it.'