Nursery Ninja Gifts

'You the lady who runs a day care center for 200 pre-schoolers?'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Coping with a strong-willed child

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

A Preschool of Fish

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

Batman's Baby

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I'm so good at this!"

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Children's Nursery

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

"I realise that it shows a lack of maturity .. But I like baby talk."

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Fashion Nursery School

Clown baby.

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Fox Hunting

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.