Nurture Ninja Gifts

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

North Pole

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Allotment

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Bird Torture.

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Just Stop Boil

An old man growing berries

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Fitness Programme for babies

'That plant food really works!'

'So this is goodbye then!'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

Nature Lovers

Batman's Baby

Population rocket

Mother's Love

"I'm so good at this!"