Nurture Ninja Gifts

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

North Pole

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Bird Torture.

An old man growing berries

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Just Stop Boil

Insect extinction

Fitness Programme for babies

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

'So this is goodbye then!'

Nature Lovers

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Mother's Love

Population rocket

"I'm so good at this!"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Man transplants plant in his garden.