Nursery Ninjas Gifts

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

Coping with a strong-willed child

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Rocking Horse

A Preschool of Fish

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

Fitness Programme for babies

"I'm so good at this!"

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Batman's Baby

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

Children's Nursery

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

'Nice bling!'

Fashion Nursery School

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Clown baby.

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.

"Wanna swap?"

Fox Hunting

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

Cr�che Seige