Nappy Ninja Gifts

"And I thought changing the twins was going to be difficult!"

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Self help acupuncture

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Best Seller

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Pampered Pets.

Knitted Kitty.

Daisy Diaper Service

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Cross-country knitting.

The Knitwit...

Baby's high fibre diet

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