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"And I thought changing the twins was going to be difficult!"

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Self help acupuncture

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

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'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

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Knitted Kitty.

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Cross-country knitting.

Baby's high fibre diet

The light is green.

Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed