Nappy Changing Ninja Pillows

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Coping with a strong-willed child

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

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'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

'Ugh Not Again!'

'That never gets old.'

Daisy Diaper Service

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

Baby's high fibre diet

The light is green.

Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed

New Mothers and Priorities

'But that's the baby you took in.'