Nappy Change Warrior Pillows

Tally chart for changing a child's nappy.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'That never gets old.'

Daisy Diaper Service

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Baby's high fibre diet

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

'My wife says it's compulsory - that the Queen made a speech about it.'

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

An Excellent Excuse.

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

'But that's the baby you took in.'

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"

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