Diaper Duty Warrior Pillows

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"

"I guess we'll get more conservative as we age, but for now, change is good!"

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Changing the baby.

"They look so young and helpless."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

Parenting magazines.

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"Does it come with instructions?"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"I think this end is loaded."

Gas Mask.

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

Baby's high fibre diet

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'creamed peas excepted.'

'Changing diapers isn't so bad, as long as you don't look down.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: Mother examines baby's faeces

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"