Diaper Duty Defenders Pillows

"Does it come with instructions?"

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Changing the baby.

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"They look so young and helpless."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Parenting magazines.

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

"I think this end is loaded."

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

Gas Mask.

Baby's high fibre diet

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'