Diaper Duty Defenders Prints

"Does it come with instructions?"

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Changing the baby.

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"They look so young and helpless."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'That never gets old.'

Pinata good bags.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Free Hugs

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

Parenting magazines.

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

Gangster Babies

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"I think this end is loaded."

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

Gas Mask.

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

Baby's high fibre diet

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'