Diaper Duty Champions Prints

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

Baby having first solid poo.

"That is one absorbent nappy."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"They look so young and helpless."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

Parenting magazines.

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"I think this end is loaded."

Baby's high fibre diet

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

'creamed peas excepted.'