Diaper Duty Champions Mugs

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

Baby having first solid poo.

"That is one absorbent nappy."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

"They look so young and helpless."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'That never gets old.'

Pinata good bags.

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Free Hugs

Parenting magazines.

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

Gangster Babies

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

"Does it come with instructions?"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"I think this end is loaded."

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

Baby's high fibre diet

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

Why it's called child-rearing.