Diaper Duty Hero Mugs

'That never gets old.'

'Mom. This is a no-go. Can we try again tomorrow?'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Changing the baby.

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"They look so young and helpless."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Parenting magazines.

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"I think this end is loaded."

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

Gas Mask.

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Baby's high fibre diet

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

Why it's called child-rearing.