Diaper Duty Survivor Mugs

Changing the baby.

Gas Mask.

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: Mother examines baby's faeces

'Changing diapers isn't so bad, as long as you don't look down.'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"They look so young and helpless."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

Free Hugs

Dad waiting for baby to be born.

Parenting magazines.

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

Gangster Babies

"Does it come with instructions?"

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"I think this end is loaded."

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Baby's high fibre diet

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'