Diaper Duty Champ Mugs

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"They look so young and helpless."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

Parenting magazines.

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"I think this end is loaded."

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Baby's high fibre diet

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

'creamed peas excepted.'