Diaper Duty Hero Gifts

'That never gets old.'

'Mom. This is a no-go. Can we try again tomorrow?'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Changing the baby.

"They look so young and helpless."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Free Hugs

Parenting magazines.

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

"I think this end is loaded."

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

Gangster Babies

"Does it come with instructions?"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

Gas Mask.

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Baby's high fibre diet

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."