Diaper Duty Pro Gifts

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Parenting magazines.

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"They look so young and helpless."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'That never gets old.'

Pinata good bags.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Free Hugs

Dad waiting for baby to be born.

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

Gangster Babies

"Does it come with instructions?"

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"I think this end is loaded."

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

Baby's high fibre diet

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'