Diaper Duty Pro Gifts

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Parenting magazines.

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"They look so young and helpless."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"I think this end is loaded."

"Does it come with instructions?"

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Baby's high fibre diet

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

Why it's called child-rearing.