Diaper Duty Warrior Gifts

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"

So Much for That New Baby Smell

"I guess we'll get more conservative as we age, but for now, change is good!"

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Changing the baby.

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"They look so young and helpless."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

Free Hugs

Parenting magazines.

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

"I think this end is loaded."

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Gangster Babies

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

Gas Mask.

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Baby's high fibre diet

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: Mother examines baby's faeces