Diaper Warrior Gifts

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

A Tit for Tat.

Changing the baby.

"They look so young and helpless."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'That never gets old.'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

"Does it come with instructions?"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"I think this end is loaded."

"Laundry or composting?"

Gas Mask.

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

'creamed peas excepted.'

'Changing diapers isn't so bad, as long as you don't look down.'

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"

'But that's the baby you took in.'

"Well he smells like his father."