Diaper Warrior Gifts

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

A Tit for Tat.

Changing the baby.

"They look so young and helpless."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Free Hugs

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

"I think this end is loaded."

"Does it come with instructions?"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"Laundry or composting?"

Gas Mask.

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

'Changing diapers isn't so bad, as long as you don't look down.'

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: Mother examines baby's faeces

Why it's called child-rearing.