Diaper Duty Daredevil Gifts

"They look so young and helpless."

Free Hugs

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Changing the baby.

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Parenting magazines.

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

Gangster Babies

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Gas Mask.

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

Why it's called child-rearing.

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: Mother examines baby's faeces

'Changing diapers isn't so bad, as long as you don't look down.'

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

'Occupational hazard.'

"Well he smells like his father."