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Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Changing the baby.

"They look so young and helpless."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

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Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

Pinata good bags.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Free Hugs

Parenting magazines.

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

"I think this end is loaded."

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

Gangster Babies

"Does it come with instructions?"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

Gas Mask.

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: Mother examines baby's faeces