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Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

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'That never gets old.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Dad waiting for baby to be born.

Parenting magazines.

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Gangster Babies

"Does it come with instructions?"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"I think this end is loaded."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

Baby's high fibre diet

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

"You see it as half full, I see his diaper as half empty."

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

Why it's called child-rearing.