Diaper Duty Aficionados Gifts

'Occupational hazard.'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Changing the baby.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"They look so young and helpless."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Parenting magazines.

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

Gas Mask.

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"You see it as half full, I see his diaper as half empty."

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: Mother examines baby's faeces

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"

Why it's called child-rearing.