Diaper Devotees Gifts

Baby bumper stickers

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

A Tit for Tat.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'That never gets old.'

Milk sideburns

Pinata good bags.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"I think this end is loaded."

"Does it come with instructions?"

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

The Big Cheese

"Well he smells like his father."

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"

'creamed peas excepted.'

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

'But that's the baby you took in.'

'Occupational hazard.'

Baby Cheeses.

Why it's called child-rearing.

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

'I really don't like breast-feeding, but it's really good therapy for her.'