Diaper Devotees Mugs

Baby bumper stickers

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

A Tit for Tat.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

Milk sideburns

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"I think this end is loaded."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

The Big Cheese

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

'But that's the baby you took in.'

'creamed peas excepted.'

"Well he smells like his father."

'Occupational hazard.'

Baby Cheeses.

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

Why it's called child-rearing.

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"

'I really don't like breast-feeding, but it's really good therapy for her.'

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'