Diaper-duty Diva Mugs

number 1 and number 2 mom

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

A Tit for Tat.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"They look so young and helpless."

Cow and Milk

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Pinata good bags.

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Free Hugs

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Parenting magazines.

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

Baby's high fibre diet

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

Why it's called child-rearing.