Diaper-duty Diva Prints

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

A Tit for Tat.

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"They look so young and helpless."

Cow and Milk

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Parenting magazines.

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Baby's high fibre diet

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

Why it's called child-rearing.