Diaper Warriors Gifts

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

A Tit for Tat.

"They look so young and helpless."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"I think this end is loaded."

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"Does it come with instructions?"

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

The five stages of laundry 1. Denial I'll do it tomorrow. 2. Anger Why are there no clean clothes!? 3. Bargaining Ok! Who wants to help with the laundry? 4. Depression Can't. Do. It. 5. Acceptance

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

Why it's called child-rearing.

Kitchen Appliances Fed Up With The Baby.

"Well he smells like his father."

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

'creamed peas excepted.'

'But that's the baby you took in.'

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"

Missing sock announcement on a milk carton.

'I really don't like breast-feeding, but it's really good therapy for her.'