Diaper Changing Warrior Gifts

'That never gets old.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They look so young and helpless."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Free Hugs

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'We won't know how many diapers it takes to soak up a bathtub full of water until we get more diapers.'

"I think this end is loaded."

"Laundry or composting?"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"

'creamed peas excepted.'

'But that's the baby you took in.'

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Well he smells like his father."

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

"For the last time-empty your pockets before you put your robe in the wash."

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

3 days without an accident.

'I really don't like breast-feeding, but it's really good therapy for her.'

number 1 and number 2 mom

Tally chart for changing a child's nappy.