Diaper Changing Warrior Gifts

'That never gets old.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They look so young and helpless."

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'We won't know how many diapers it takes to soak up a bathtub full of water until we get more diapers.'

"I think this end is loaded."

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"Laundry or composting?"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"

'But that's the baby you took in.'

"Well he smells like his father."

"For the last time-empty your pockets before you put your robe in the wash."

'creamed peas excepted.'

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

3 days without an accident.

'I really don't like breast-feeding, but it's really good therapy for her.'

"I'll need a sticker per sock."

Tally chart for changing a child's nappy.