Potty Training Warrior Gifts

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Personal Potty Trainer

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

'That never gets old.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

"Does it come with instructions?"

'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'

"We're potty training."

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'

3 days without an accident.

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

Puppy Potty Training.

"Think, son. Where did we say bears poop?"

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

If Women Ran Hell...