Potty Trainer Gifts

Puppy Potty Training.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Personal Potty Trainer

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

"Does it come with instructions?"

"We're potty training."

'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

Potty Training.

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

3 days without an accident.

"Think, son. Where did we say bears poop?"

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.