Potty Training Guru Gifts

"Why didn't you think of that while you were sitting on the potty with the water running?"

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Personal Potty Trainer

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Man milks a book.

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

'I signed him up in obedience school, but all he did was play hooky.'

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

"Does it come with instructions?"

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

"We're potty training."

The Dog Breeder and His Son

'I think your book will be a huge success.'

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'