Potty Training Expert Gifts

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Personal Potty Trainer

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"Does it come with instructions?"

Gangster Babies

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'

"Our max is six M&Ms for poop on the potty but try to hold her to three."

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed."

"We're potty training."

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

Potty Training.

Site Safety: Minutes Since Last Accident.

We're too late - He's already watching Youtube potty training tutorials.

Baby on a potty holding up a No.2 sign.

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'

"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."

3 days without an accident.

Puppy Potty Training.

Now, my son, visualize yourself removing your diaper and sitting on the potty

"Think, son. Where did we say bears poop?"

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

number 1 and number 2 mom