Potty Training Pioneer Gifts

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Personal Potty Trainer

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"Does it come with instructions?"

Gangster Babies

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'

"I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed."

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"Our max is six M&Ms for poop on the potty but try to hold her to three."

"We're potty training."

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

Site Safety: Minutes Since Last Accident.

We're too late - He's already watching Youtube potty training tutorials.

Baby on a potty holding up a No.2 sign.

"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'

3 days without an accident.

Puppy Potty Training.

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

Now, my son, visualize yourself removing your diaper and sitting on the potty

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'