Potty Training Survivor Gifts

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"But it still had some sentimental value."

"I'm sorry, mom. I couldn't hold it."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Personal Potty Trainer

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"Does it come with instructions?"

Gangster Babies

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

"I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed."

"We're potty training."

'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'

"Our max is six M&Ms for poop on the potty but try to hold her to three."

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Potty Training.

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

We're too late - He's already watching Youtube potty training tutorials.

Site Safety: Minutes Since Last Accident.

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

Baby on a potty holding up a No.2 sign.

"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'

3 days without an accident.

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

Puppy Potty Training.

"Think, son. Where did we say bears poop?"

Now, my son, visualize yourself removing your diaper and sitting on the potty

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.