Potty Training Survivor Gifts

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"But it still had some sentimental value."

"I'm sorry, mom. I couldn't hold it."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Personal Potty Trainer

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'

"We're potty training."

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

Potty Training.

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'

3 days without an accident.

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

Puppy Potty Training.

"Think, son. Where did we say bears poop?"

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.