Potty Training Champion Gifts

'I think you can get rid of the diapers. Timmy just made a direct deposit.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Personal Potty Trainer

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

"Does it come with instructions?"

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'

"We're potty training."

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

Why it's called child-rearing.

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'

3 days without an accident.

Break Glass in Case of Emergency