Toilet Trainer Gifts

He's my personal potty trainer.

'No more litter boxes for us! We trained the cat to use the toilet.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

"This stool shall pass."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

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Personal Potty Trainer

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

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"I know why it's not working properly. You bought the iPad Amateur instead of the iPad Pro."

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

What Is This Crap?

Potty Training.

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

Puppy Potty Training.

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

"I think the flush is broken."

Eureka!

"Martha, throw away the Pooper Scooper!"

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

'Now wash your hooves.'

Toilet training for an adult.

'Watch your step in there!'

"Yes. But before you become king you must learn to go potty..."

THE FART HEARD ROUND THE WORLD

Mom, I just peed...

'The stadium restrooms are free, sir. It just costs a buck to get out.'

"I'm sorry, mom. I couldn't hold it."

Man outside store holds sign: Help. Need Toilet Paper

Ouch, I have a stone in my shoe!