Toilet Training Gifts

'Now wash your hooves.'

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

"Yes. But before you become king you must learn to go potty..."

'No more litter boxes for us! We trained the cat to use the toilet.'

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Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

"Martha, throw away the Pooper Scooper!"

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Personal Potty Trainer

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

Gangster Babies

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"Does it come with instructions?"

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

'I wonder if they have any with water filters?'

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"I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed."

"We're potty training."

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Snow baby

Potty Training.

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'

Puppy Potty Training.

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.

Now, my son, visualize yourself removing your diaper and sitting on the potty

"Think, son. Where did we say bears poop?"

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

"I can't wait that long."

"No, sweetie, not in the meadow! Where do we poop?"

Eureka!